Veronika demonstrably does not have her life put together--unlike her debut novel, which only needs one last push. But between the minimum wage office job and the cracking studio apartment, where will she find the time? When Victoria--mysterious teenage rival itgirl frenemy from high school Victoria--pops back into her life hotter, mysterious-er, and butch-er, Ron is presented with an offer she can't refuse. aka a divorce attorney moonlighting as a "publicist" and an aspiring starved writer get fake married and then fall in love and then get real married 3rd person pov, veronika-focused, 30k words, they are both butch/masc lesbians