This is a ChatGPT-written story. I fed it several prompts and it gave me bits of text, which when pieced together, created this greatness of a masterpiece. It has all of your favorite characters in it, and I can assure you Gen-A kids will love this. There are a ton of references to all of your old, favorite movies, and even some characters you probably don't know from social media. The lesson I took away after writing this story is that ChatGPT is capable of writing anything. (P.S. There won't be a sequel. I don't want to butcher the pitch-perfect ending I already have.)