Sun Tzu Says

"To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting." After Voldemort's attack on Godric's Hollow leaves his mother a widow, his sister the Girl-who-Lived, and himself a squib, Harry has to look for... unconventional ways to survive in the world. AKA Harry tries to become Lucius Malfoy Ver.2, ends up being the next Dark Lord instead. [Harry/Harem]