To Kiss A 𝙹𝙴𝚁𝙺𝚆𝙰𝙳 [Werewolf|Vampire Romance]

A Jerkwad doesn't do anything but get on your nerves. They don't stop glaring. They don't smile if it's not mocking. They don't do anything but look hot and act like their name.

That's why it's a sin To Kiss a JERKWAD.

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TRISTAN PAYNE is a slut.

There, I said it.

This boy knew he looked good and he wanted you to know that he knows that you know how good he looks.

It's not like I was paying close attention to him or anything, but I see him every single morning when he leaves at 6 AM to go for a jog in the woods. The path he takes into the trees went right through the garden which my bedroom was fortunate enough to overlook and the best part was, Tristan Payne always jogged shirtless.

Actually, he did everything shirtless.

Because he's a total slut.

Around breakfast was the time he usually got done showering and he'd only have a towel draped over his dark hair and his shorts would hang off his hips in that way, drawing my gaze to his V line and it would take all my willpower to not drool right into my Cocoa puffs.

Maybe I would've been less affected if I'd grown up with him and watched him go through that awkward stage of puberty where boys started looking like orangutans because their hands and arms were growing faster than their bodies, or maybe even the stage where their voices would go up and down in pitch like Mariah Carey's 2014 Rockerfeller performance.

But suddenly gaining a stepbrother who looked like a mix of Andy Black and Jake Sully's Avatar was not good for my whoremones at all.

I don't know when I started hearing the call of the loins, I don't know when I even started listening, but good God, I'd been enlightened and now that my eyes had been forced open, there wasn't a single doubt- I liked what I was seeing.

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[⚠️ SMUT WARNING⚠️]

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