The Swear Jar // luke hemmings
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Last published Sat, Nov 26, 2016
~Excerpt~
'I heard that Victoria! 11 dollars!' My mom shouts from upstairs.
'Put it on my tab, mom!' I shout back as the blonde boy smirks at me. His body is spread out over the big couch, his long legs covering almost the whole length of it.
~Summary~
Victoria swears a lot. Or as she would say, a whole fucking lot. Her on-again-off-again boyfriend, Ethan, even broke up with her because of it. The truth is, swearing is a part of Victoria and everyone is over it. Especially her mom, which is why the Swear Jar was conceived and lives on to spite Tori. So Luke's dating Harper but Luke (sorta, maybe) likes Victoria but Victoria is Oblivious and Luke is kind of a dick. Actually a big fucking dick. But regardless, Tori and Luke are friends. Will they become more despite Victoria being oblivious to Luke's feelings? Spoiler alert: They would look pretty freakin' cute together.
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