3//"but sir, with all due respect, your megaphone is shit"

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I wake up to the sound of my phone playing 'Heart Attack' by One Direction. I really have to change my alarm.


"Fuck." I mutter and check the time on my phone to see which alarm woke me up. Great, the alarm signaling I'm 40 minutes late. Shit.


"Tori?" My mom walks in my room as I sit up in my bed and groan. "You're just waking up?!"


"No, I actually just spent an hour trying to make it look like I just woke up. Mission accomplished I guess." My mom rolls her eyes and walks out of my room.


"Don't make Calum late!" She shouts as I hear her footsteps walk down the stairs. I throw my covers off of me and head to the bathroom. My feet are cold on the tile of the bathroom floor. I turn the heater on and begin to brush my teeth.


"Why the hell do you still use a tooth tunes toothbrush?" Calum asks as he walks in the bathroom.


"Why the hell did you just call it a tooth tunes?" I try and speak over the music coming from my toothbrush but end up accidentally spitting foamy  toothpaste on the mirror.


"We're gonna be late." Calum says, ignoring my question. 


"Whatever." I mumble as I spit out the toothpaste into the sink and rinse my mouth.


"We have a school field trip today, Tori. We can't be late or the bus'll leave us."


"Oh, shit. Hurry the fuck up Cal. If we have to spend the day helping out at the middle school I will not hesitate to drop kick your ass." Calum shoots me another 'what the fuck' look and I leave the bathroom, feeling grimy without having washed my face.


  I throw on a pair of ripped black jeans and a hoodie and start running down the stairs.


  "Where are you keys, Tori?" My mom shouts at me.


  "Fucking hell." I stop running down the stairs and slowly walk back up as Calum runs down.


  "Tori, hurry up!" Cal shouts as he sprints past me.


  "Honestly Cal, I just ran down half the stairs and realized I actually don't give a shit." I skip a step as I walk and grab the car keys from my room.


  "Bye mom." I shout as I open the door to the garage.


  "Cal, what the hell! I'm driving, move over." Calum mumbles some words under his breath which I'm sure consist of 'fuck you' and slides over to the passenger seat, pointing to his watch. "Oh, we're late? I had no fucking idea." Calum rolls his eyes and I pull the car out of the garage.


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  "Wait do you have any money, Cal?" He shakes his head and I jog to catch up to him in the parking lot.

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