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"Excuse me can I get extra chocolate syrup on my sundae?"

"What do you mean extra you should be asking for extra ice cream with your syrup."

"Just put some more darn syrup on it jack ass."

"What was the point of sugar coating the word Damn and then turn around and call me a jac-- ma'am what are you doing behind the counter?"

"Getting my own fucking syrup."

"You could've just asked."