Asparagus Stories

Alyssa sees a sexy girl and that sexy girl is Esperance

In which a celebrity that acts broke meets a Hispanic girl that wrecks him

merry christmas it's may

*RAUNCHY WARNING* Read this short story and fall in love with the hot boys of Hogwarts.

Emojis

Inspired by this--> https://speedygal.tumblr.com/post/160336739460/speedygal-medbaycaptain-mcbonescoy#notes

My name is Asparagus Kelly. Here in Province Three, we are governed by a set of officials. The most prominent occupations taken up by people of our province is Law or something related to education or science. Our Province is the prized jewel of The Country. Only the most intellectual and educated people reside here. Educators from our Province sometimes visit other provinces to teach them because their educational facilities are almost always understaffed. They are the only people ever allowed to leave our province. It's not like we're trapped here. I mean, why would we want to leave? At the age of seventeen, we are provided with a suitable match, generally from the same province. The couple would then spend a year betrothed and then get married. I thought this system was great, wonderful even, until I fell in love. Not only did I fall for someone who would never be paired with me, that someone was a woman. Our love would never survive here in The Provinces. So What Do We Do?

A girl who focuses too much on her career , catches the eye of a boy who is particularly fond of the asparagus. And he just won't stop calling.

How much can one kiss change a relationship? And how long can that relationship last?

Meh I am bored sooo YA..

As the gray clouds darken above, in your car you casually turn the radio knob, going through several frequencies as you wait for the traffic light in front of you to turn green. You briefly hear of the mummers of the latest song hits, flipping past the static, skipping over the typical daily news, and ignoring those nagging advertisements. Frustrated, you stopped fiddling with the knob, landing on a station that piqued your interest: - "A spam book is where...an author immediately types down their thoughts and feelings in a collection of chapters as a way to express their personality to others or sometimes tell about their life happenings-- kinda like a really rough draft of an autobiography to come to think of it... except- the author and the readers are able to interact directly via commenting their reactions or advice they have for the author. In fact, the reason why these types of books are described as spam is because an influx of chapters are usually created in a very short amount of time....." - "So, it's like an online journal of some sorts?" - "Yeah, that's about right."