Asparagus Stories

Everything you need to know about the Bread religion :3

A very random story.

In order to fit on the pack Joan must prove that she has what it takes April fools

Alyssa sees a sexy girl and that sexy girl is Esperance

*RAUNCHY WARNING* Read this short story and fall in love with the hot boys of Hogwarts.

A girl who focuses too much on her career , catches the eye of a boy who is particularly fond of the asparagus. And he just won't stop calling.

Well read to see ....

How much can one kiss change a relationship? And how long can that relationship last?

K, so like this book includes tweets I've sent to Asparagus and rants about her. So if you're gonna try to be smart and defend her in this, gtfo.

Quiet girl Susie falls in love with Paul, the town football head who does not actually have a football for a head he just likes football also he is very hot and rides a motorcycle...

I did a Christmas song generator

Inspired by this--> https://speedygal.tumblr.com/post/160336739460/speedygal-medbaycaptain-mcbonescoy#notes