HI, I'm El Aveward. Here is a bit about me:

I DON'T READ BENEDICT
I'm captain America. periodt. the end 
snitches. end up in ditches
see you next time, bye Sebastian
thats not the winter soldier
you wearing alada perada?
alezaya paka?
shes crushed ur special hammer. noooooo
you ever see a guy this handsome walking down the street? hes gonna get arrested because heis killing all the ladies look at that  pow pow pow pow poooow
PUDETDEPUW
puda weee
since uh when
NOT ON MY CYCLE PEPPER
Someone did, and she put a ring on it
the checks in my mouth
they don't teach french in jail
who's the kid now thor
a demonstration of my hidden talent at pole dancing
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR QUEEN
never
*aggressive loki hair flick*
Thats all BYEEE