Good afternoon/morning/night hacker #1 here just wanted to say a few things: 

Break ups: it's okay, it wasn't meant to be

Love: congrats you've fallen in it, now make sure you or your partner don't fall out of it or see above 

Friends: yay! A new friend!

Couples: aww y'all are cute (use protection - hacker 2)

Now!

Y'all wanna be friends? You can still message this account we're nice people (<--lies -Hacker #2) (<-- not lies -Hacker #1) we hacked this account for a good reason that won't be announced out here. 

I'm leaving. Hacker #2 will add stuff if she deems it necessary. (Don't delete my stuff hacker #2 -Hacker #1) 

right! hacker 2 here, or for you queen, okay? okay. not okay? too bad bish. I just want to say, I will destroy you if you ever dare take my chocolate biscuits, okay? okay. now bye, I have nothing left to say, 

laters 


Sincerely -Hacker #1 & #2