Technoblade once said: 

I drop kicked that child in self defense!

Look I'm an atheist but when god sends me to hell I want him to hesitate 

Back in high school when I didn't have such a huge ego, A lesbian actually referred to me as actually pretty funny

Quackity they weren't always orphans

If hypixel has taught me anything, it's that if you ever have a problem the answer is Slavery

🌟Hippity hoppity get off my property🌟

AI CARAMBA DONDE ESTALA BIBLIOTECA *aggressively stabbing Tommyinnit in Bedwars*