✞i've hated the sound of my name 
✞until it echoed like a prayer on your lips.

❝even drunk,
i am caught off guard
by the way i remain
intoxicated by you❞

basically, 
every time isabelle looks back to 6 months ago, 
she realises how stupid she was and 6 months 
before that she was even stupider. 
so right now she's probably still really stupid 
and 6 months from now on she'll be like 
'wow, i was stupid 6 months ago.' 
my point is, she's stupid. 
- lyndia c': 

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♚coffee addiction~
~sexual, dark sense of humour ♔
♚my special talents include: jumping
 to the worst conclusion possible and
 worrying about that thing for hours.
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❝if you could read my mind,
i'm pretty sure you'd either be
traumatized, sexually aroused
or possibly both, so watch it❞

☺︎angel-like face,
                  devil-filled thoughts.☻

***

how am i supposed to reply to 'yeah' 
or 'yup' or 'lol' or 'haha'
you useless waste of space. 

how ANNOYING is it when you 
send a message and it makes
PERFECT sense and the reply is 'what?' 
what do you mean what, fucking read it.

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┎now accepting applications for┒

ⓟⓐⓡⓣⓝⓔⓡ ⓘⓝ ⓒⓡⓘⓜⓔ

must be:

↬ fluent in-
smart-ass,
sarcasm,
and have a sexy imagination. 

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always remember you're
someone's reason to smile.

because you're a joke. ((: