G'day mate! 

You've come across my profile and I can assure you I am not the usual person you would encounter on a daily basis. 
I write for your and myself's enjoyment, because it's the only way I find my way of peace and freedom. I live in sunny Sydney, Australia and I am telling you now:

We DO NOT ride kangaroos as transport, nor do we have them as pets in our backyards. Or any 'native' animal as a matter of fact.  
I do not expect everyone to appreciate my writing so please no hate! I am simply writing and publishing just for the fun of it.

And if you had the patience to read till the end of this 'message about me' thing, I congratulate you, because I never would of had the tolerance to do so.