We are a group.. Hell-bent to create stories to make you laugh, cry, angry, and emotionally disturbed..
[Bro, could you leave out that last one]
(What, mind f**king the audience?)
{You just made it worse}
(What do they know, most of the populace are kids..)
[We're no different]
{Dude, we might run out of characters to type, can you hurry it up}
(Fine... but we are on the 377 line... 389... 396)
[You're doing this on purpose]
(What better way to introduce ourselves than to add a little dialogue.)
{You mean waste time.. -_-}
(Okay, but keeping it brief only makes it kinda boring)
{It is a good way for readers to.. you know.. read}
[But we are supposed to introduce ourselves]
\Uhm guys, we've almost reached the 1000 point\
[See...]
(Well then.. it may not seem right, but we got our stuff to it)
[THAT QUOTE DOES NOT EVEN MATCH HERE]
{And you call yourself an author}
(Shut up.. I ran out of words okay.. my inspiration has its limits)
[So do this paper..]
[{Now start our intro}]
(Fine)
We are the THREE MUSKETEERS..
\Ahem.. There are four\
(Oh yeah..)
[THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!!]
\Eh\
[Forget introductions.. we're gonna be taken out for copyright!]
FOUR HEROES SET OUT TO CHANGE THE WORLD..
[AAAAHH... You know what.. forget it..]
(You do it then)
{Yeah, you do it..}
[Why don't you do it?]
{Cuz you add a little extra.. eeeehh}
{(Eeeeehhehehe)}
[Bro, I know you got this... So.. go on.. Let the Ace of Hearts take it all]
(Jeez.. Alright)
Hi,
We are the Three Aces Association, meaning we got friends {With benefits}. Ehehe.. As you can see.. We are a quirky bunch.. But I'm pretty much sure that you can enjoy our story just as much. 
It wasn't about how the story was made. It was about why and sharing it with everyone.. hearing many laughs and many others comment... knowing that we are all united in one world, is why we write our stories.
[Though as weird as they can be]
{We still make you feel something out of it}
(So Thank you and Hope to find you somewhere out there)
\Or here\
BYE!