I fired and I missed
I fired again and I missed 
And then I fired and fired then I missed 
I messed both times
I fired and I missed 
This went on for several hours 
I ran out of bullets
I was sad
Then I had a Popsicle
And I passed out in the snow
I woke up 
I reloaded
I fired then I missed
I fired I missed again 
Then I fired 
I hit something but it wasn't what I was going for
So I guess I missed 
I pass out again
Had another popsicle
I had a dream that I was firing at something 
And I missed
I reach in the fridge for another popsicle 
And I missed
I got the cabbage 
I went to put it back 
And I missed
I dropped it on the floor
Long story short I missed