MrLocam

Deleting wattpad yall

It somehow took me 3?? Years on wattpad to realize how much it sucks

I have hockey today
          It’s 6am
          I’m getting woken up at 10
          Ugh I’m so smart

Once I microwaved shredded cheese and it was genuinely good

My friend who apparently “has a choking kink” doesn’t know the proper way to choke people sexually. Like there’s a difference between sensual choking and murder choking, you apply pleasure to different areas. AHHHH 

No but why are mukbangs genuinely satisfying sometimes. Like I just wanna eat the food- and I can’t cook so I CANT.

I hate it when you’re trying to find something on Google and then there’s an article of something completely unrelated and at the bottom it says, and I quote, “missing: (blank), must include: (blank” like yeah
          
          That’s why I googled it. So I can have things genuinely related to the topic, not an article about some 9 year old who killed his mother (that’s a joke btw lmao)

I think some people don’t know your first time probably isn’t gonna be super rough and kinky. Like dude- you’ve never had sex before :D, it’s probably gonna be more sexy and focused on pleasure than it is rough and careless. < and that’s coming from a virgin.

Haikyuu Kinda unpopular headcannons? : Tw?? NSFW mentions
          
          Y’all :D, Kuroo, Bokuto, Terushima, Tendou, and Tsukishima are all either power or bratty bottoms or switches. 
          
          YALL I DONT THINK KUROO IS A DOMINANT TOP HES PROBABLY A BRATTY SUB.
          
          KENMA. Is a switch. And. Doms more than he subs. And is also a brat tamer if ya catch my drift
          
          OIKAWA. Is a pillow princess.
          
          That’s al because my brain died tonight and can’t think of anything ;P

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