🎺 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: Detective Plants 😼 has arrived.
You may know me as:
* the ghost reader who votes but never comments because my ass, also known as my beautiful behind, is reading offline,
* the menace who leaves "TOT"s and "LMAO"s in every corner of the comment section,
* or the unhinged theorist, who writes an entire dissertation of theories, dropping essay-length analyses and delulu simp monologues/wild speculation at 2 a.m.
Thank you for your attention. I am at your service.
My inventory: beautiful bae's living in my walls rent-free 🙃
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Aesthetic_plants
14 hours ago
Wattpad’s being a b.i.t.c- oin (.h) ಠ_ಠ Idk if my new bio is saved or not, it still shows the old boring one even after I saved the new one over and over again (￣Д￣)ﾉView all Conversations
