"Hello Reader, whoever you are... not that I care...
So I've been killed, and you've found my notes, huh? Well, if you're Billy or Jen I (un)kindly ask you to STOP READING! I'll haunt you forever if you continue... but if you're someone else, someone new, someone who hasn't annoyed me yet... read on. I have a story to tell.
I've been killed by my Love - why did I always know this was going to happen? I wasn't sure of when or how, but I just knew that some day she'd get me, and I won't let the secrets of my life go down with me! Not today!
I'm not as evil as they say (or maybe I am, the verdict's still out on this one)... but let it be known that I didn't kill my Son. Let it be known that I wasn't always a Witch Killer. Let it be known that I have loved. For all the good it did to me, I have loved. And our love was beautiful. Oh, we have a wonderful story, and I can't have the world believe that just because she was my murderer, Death was not also the thing that gave me life!
So sit down and read up, my story isn't done until I say it is. I, Agatha Harkness, did what not even Thanos could achieve - I fell in love with Rio Vidal, and she in love with me. I think you'll probably be wondering how, although it's not that unbelievable, is it? Have you seen how magnificent I am?
Anyway, I'm getting ahead of myself, it's time I start my love story... from the very beginning..."
Coming Sunday 10th November, 2024 ;)