Crazy? I was crazy once.

Hey guys, medical crisis probably won't be uploading for a while 

I went to the ER, they could do nothing but give me IV hydration and I still feel like shit

Okay, anyone with gastroparesis in the crowd? So I have a GJ tube I've been draining through the G literally all day non stop (it's fucking green dude it shouldn't be green) anyway, every time I try to push feeds through the J (so fucking slowly) it's draining back out through the G. It's literally going up and draining through the G. Now couple things could happen here or my tube is flipped or my body is rejecting the feeds and push them back into the stomach from the intestines. I've been horrendously nauseous, anyone got some tips? 

Oh and the update was because I didn't want to do anything so I'm pretending to work

Pistacchio has to be the worst cake taste ever, those who willingly choose it truly are masochistic. It's like spicy food and men if you like it you probably don't like yourself 

Okay so real question if I make a book gender-bending Achilles and patroclos would you want their names to still be Achilles and patroclos or do you want me to feminize their names such Achillia and patrocla or patroclia? Or do you want me to like stay with their original male names so there's immediate recognition?

Ahem... I did not have sexual relations with that tree. I had it with that one! 
          
          Anyway, new book who dis? Go read it then I'll post the first chapter cause I'm mean and cruel 

So I just finished watching the whole entire Jurassic world series. Meaning I just finished watching the rebirth and to say I was disappointed would be very kind. Many of you may not know but I am a paleo nerd when I was younger I used to say I'm going to be a paleontologist I was completely and absolutely obsessed with dinosaurs to the point where everything in my room was dinosaur. And for those of you who don't know I'm also obsessed with orcas and sharks. And seeing in rebirth this weird creature the d-rex made me extremely disappointed. Because we have so much CGI these days we made Avatar three times and each time it just got better and you want to tell me we made these but we could not stick to the laws of evolution and a sci-fi movie? 
          Because technically speaking every single thing that developed from the fish including us has this rule 4 limbs that's why when you see more realistic depictions of dragons it has two legs to Wings the pterodactyl has two legs two wings the T-Rex has two legs two small arms. It always is 4 limbs. And then came the D-Rex and we forgot about that? How come and why? Why did that specific dinosaur have six limbs and why did that specific dinosaur grow past childhood? Theoretically speaking that dinosaur should have never made it past birth. And I know it's fantasy I know it's sci-fi and I know it's made to look less appealing to the eye but  to make something less appealing to the eye doesn't mean to distort the laws of evolution and completely change the idea of dinosaurs. If a child saw that movie not that the child should see that movie but if like a child that love dinosaurs watch that movie and saw that dinosaur would now not understand why this one specific dinosaur has six limbs. 
          And I know I'm ranting but it's important to me that you know that it is not correct. It's important to me that you know that. 
          Anyway, Alex out

Hey guys I've been feeling like absolute total shit so I'm gonna take a social media break ik I haven't been active for a while but currently I don't have the power to explain or do anything so imma go hibernate until this heat is gone 

Hello fellow humans! A very good friend of mine has published a new story you better go read it and say nice things I'm watching you ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ @AriaYoon4 you better be nice! ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ I'm always watching 
          
          Also if any of you want me to promote your story literally like DM me on Insta my @ is alex_andriaar love y'all (⁠´⁠∩⁠｡⁠•⁠ ⁠ᵕ⁠ ⁠•⁠｡⁠∩⁠`⁠) (⁠~⁠￣⁠³⁠￣⁠)⁠~