Phahahaha yeahh I dunnoo...... Ok so first things about me, thats always a good start right? So here we go:

~This is my second account, my first one is fanfictions, MellyMoo118247.

~I am a serious writer don't give me any shit, I may be 14 but you can't get too much practice for the future.

~I SWEAR, calm your tits and get over it.

~I live in Cyprus but i am English... yep bet you are jelly :P

~I am immature as fuck but I give really good advice yet never use it myself.

~I have serious confidence and anxiety problems but i tend to be cocky over the interenet you know cos you dont know who i am....

~I swear i should have been born as a boy

~I like One Direction, Ben Howard, Ed Sheeran, Katy Perry and Queen. Queen is the best thing that ever existed, end of.

~I am a proud Padsbrat so say anything bad about the Forces and i will personally fly out and shove my foot so hard up your ass.....

~My parents think i take drugs cos me and my friends are that wierd....

~Without music, books, writing and drawings I'm pretty sure I would have taken my life a long time ago but please no pity or accusing me of attention seeking

~Come to me about anything I may have a heart of stone but i am too nice for my own good

~I am big on charity and helping people, I am flying to Kenya soon to help Dabaso School in Wattamu.

~Insult anyone on here, I dont care what has happened but any insults i will make sure the next few weeks of your life is a living hell :)

~Bullying. Dont even mention that word to me.

~If you read any of my stories or even reached this far I WILL NOT GIVE YOU A COOKIE OR CUPCAKE. 1 because everyone else does it. 2 they are bad for you. So therefore i will give you a nice crunchy apple!!!!

Why thank you and good day/ night/ thing....... *Does small bow throws apples at you and skips out the room gleefully*
Btw call me whatever you want i dont care!!! Its your life and words do something with them! xxxx <3