Long ago, when I sometimes dabbled in rock 'n roll, I used to sing with a band who were known to change their name for every performance. I have taken my cue from them. On this page, I am represented by numerous alter ego's. Though my actual name is André, I am known in South Africa and the Benelux countries as "Koos Kombuis" ("Jack Kitchen", if literally translated). The texts on this site represent all our weirdest, most un-publishable ideas and stories. Hey, everybody needs a hobby (pun intended)!