Hey, audience, what are you doing staring at my Wattpad account? 

Call me Rye. (Yes, it is a pen name...) I like to write (Avi-ously) but I rarely update and hardly ever finish what I start. 

-Will you just stand still? 
-People are particularly stupid today, I can't talk to any more of them.
-Did you miss me?
-Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the entire street.
-That is exactly how people beat Chinese handcuffs. They turn into iguanas.
-Two hundred Romans, and no ones got a pen?
-You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
-Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
-When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home.
-Stay gold, Ponyboy, stay gold. 
-fcute 
-scay
-BOOP BOOP 
-Think about your wildest dream. If you can do anything this would be it.     That's what's happening to us. 
-Sing it from LA to Japan
-Honeydew the most
-I love you. I know.
-Laugh it up, fuzzball!
-Never tell me the odds!
-Bicycle, Unicycle, Unitard, Hockeypuck, Rattlesnake, Monkey, Monkey, Underpants. 
-Darkness then Redness then Whiteness
- >:4 8 15 16 23 42
-nice b-ball skillz m9
-Not Penny's Boat
-Gooooooood Mythical Morning

Bless your face. If you sneezed while reading this bio... Bless you. Peace off, BOOP. 

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