• A girl who spends a butt load of time on Tumblr.

• A girl who has recently been obsessed with watching 80's sitcoms and 'The I.T Crowd'.

• A girl that doesn't care much for her hair, and washes her afro once a week.

• A girl who can never seem to get rid of the "Storage space running out! Please uninstall some apps!" icon no matter how many apps she may delete.

• A girl who can never make her camera focus properly so the subject of the picture is blurry instead of the background.

• A girl who sets herself goals and expects to reach them by tomorrow otherwise she'll ultimately give up and raid the fridge to feel better.

• A girl who had an ambition to play the ukulele but now that instrument is collecting dust on her shelf (as you read).
• A girl who wishes she can speak to those who were once so close to her.

• A girl who has recently started a Spiritual Journey and is lovin' it.

• A girl who promises her followers that she'll update her stories in a week but doesn't until 10 months later (I've changed, guys!)
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  • JoinedJuly 24, 2012



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Army-of-Armpits Army-of-Armpits Oct 26, 2014 08:06PM
I'm back on Wattpad and will be updating more frequently AND IT SHALL STAY THAT WAY! Thanks to my best friend (@jobearr) for giving me Microsoft ^-^
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