yer bio:
HELLO, WORLD! The fandom vortex has officially consumed me—there is no escape from the madness now. Proceed at your own risk.
I AM JADE → Literary Chaos Gremlin wrapped in Fandom Obsession™ | She/Her | Pansexual Disaster™ | Multiversal Headcanon Specialist | I exist purely to analyze, scream about, and emotionally attach myself to fictional characters. Reality? Irrelevant. Sleep? For the weak. Rational thought? Lost in the depths of my hyperfixations.
Harry Potter & The Marauders → Remus? Absolute soft but deadly genius. Sirius? Dramatic disaster man. Regulus? Tragic, poetic brilliance. I will write essays, start debates, and cry over fanfics like it's my job. ⚡ Percy Jackson → Annabeth Chase owns my soul. She’s THE blueprint for brilliance. Percy? Chaos incarnate. The entire Camp Half-Blood? I am spiritually bound to it. Marvel → I live in the multiverse now. Canon? Debatable. Theories? I have MANY and I am prepared to yell. Sherlock → I will analyze every micro-expression, every detail, and then proceed to spiral into deductions that make zero sense but feel correct. ☁ Good Omens → Aziraphale and Crowley are my emotional support beings. Their ineffable love is all-consuming. I will cry about them unprovoked. HTTYD (Books & Film) → Dragons > humans, no exceptions. Hiccup is the ultimate dragon rights activist and I would follow him into battle. ✨ The Luminaries & Lucifer → Emotional destruction with a side of perfection. Pain? Yes. Do I love it? Absolutely.
I live for deep character analyses, aggressively rewriting canon, and having full existential breakdowns over plot twists. If you need chaos, hyperfixation-fueled rants, or a human encyclopedia of fandom knowledge—welcome to the madness, you're in deep now. Buckle up, there’s no turning back.
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