I am not a man called Rick Riordan. 
I am not a transphobic bitch.
I am not an old man called Stan Lee. R.I.P.

I take suggestions.

Demigod child of Poseidon, legacy of Athena, Ares and Hades, blessed by Hypnos and Hermes, Hunter of Artemis.
I am a Slytherclaw but mostly Ravenclaw though that doesn't stop me from being a complete sociopath/psychopath from time to time (I can never remember the difference)

I am British, but live in France.

Fuck with me or my friends, and I'll cornoble you

(cornoble: to hit or slap someone with a fish)

I write from 12-5-ish a.m. French time. I don't dream, so that's how I'm blessed by Hypnos. 👍😂😢😭

My fatal flaws are personal loyalty and holding grudges

I am a Remus kinnie, take from that what you will

This is an LGBTQIA+ safe space

Hey Zoë, Bob says hello 👋

My favourite colour is turquoise

My pronouns are she/her (maybe, possibly, theoretically) 
I am Bisexual (I think)

https://youtu.be/5FjWe31S_0g?si=Mi11ico_NGFoSlFe

I have the worst procrastination you will ever see, so updates are few and far between.

I am in the Harry Potter, Marauders, Percy Jackson, marvel, Sherlock, good omens, the luminaries, the book series with king Arthur (can't remember what it's called), httyd (book and film) and Lucifer fandoms. Think that's about it.