I may not be as beautiful as she is. Or maybe I'm really that ugly.
I may not be as smart as she is. But don't think I'm dull or idiot or something, maybe stupid, sometimes. 
I may not be the fair-skinned girl. But my complexion isn't that bad though.
I may not as demure as she may be. But I'm not a bitch.

And lastly, the thing you must remember.........

I am not her, asshole!
I'm perfect as being as imperfect.

I am not a princess.
This ain't a fairy tale
I'm not the one you'll sweep off her feet,
Lead her up the stairwell
This ain't Hollywood, this is a small town,
I am a dreamer, waiting for you to find me
Now faster maybe it's too late for you and your white horse to come around


About me? 
Let me think.
I'm insane as you can see.
I'm a nerd as you can see.
I'm not perfect as you can see.
So hey guys!
Let's be friends.