About the Author

Courtney Strom lives in her small hometown of Crestview, FL (You might be able to find it on a map IF you look hard enough. She is married to her almost high school sweetheart- they could have been high school sweethearts if she hadn't been a huge chickenshit in 9th grade and not ducked when he tried to kiss her.  They have 4 Minions of Doom- Oldest Minion J1, Middle Minion E1, Youngest Minion E2, and Baby Minion J2. 
Courtney is sarcastic as hell-  makes wisecracks all day, curses like a sailor, and has this incredibly thick Southern accent (which gets worse when she's drunk or tired). The people who love her most think she's funny, but she just hopes that they're not really being assholes in disguise. 
Courtney loves her family, friends, and friends who became family. She also loves sweet tea, Pepsi, cake, and the beautiful white sand of the Emerald Coast. 
Courtney is also one of those eccentric people who still buy physical cds instead of digital- yes they really do exist! Her tastes in music do not follow any normal patterns. She loves music from all genres and decades. It's possible to hear a playlist that has The Beatles, Panic at the Disco, Luke Bryan, Paramore, Carrie Underwood, Bad Company, Ed Sheeran, Charlie Puth,  and many more.