#SandwichEmpire @SandwichAuthor is the emperor of Wattpad so FCK off you leprechauns

holy pineapple I spelled leprechauns right

I did it again omg I feel so proud of myself rn

I'm a hot male nineteen year old who wants dick pics (its a prank)
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wowwwwwww I just wrote a really long description and wattpad erased it

wellll I'm too lazy to write it again soooooo this is basically me in two words:

TWOmeWORDS

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"Dearly loved beloved." - @Buraddzu

"CALM YOUR CLIT." - @Cynical-Otaku (When the username link doesn't work..)

"With his oily orange skin glistening in the sunlight as if he were a soggy cheeto..." - Trump Temptations: The Billionaire and the Bellboy.

"kys" - Pyrocynical

"No." - @Sandwichauthor

If you get offended easily, leave.