I AM NOT FOR KIDS! MY ACCOUNT IS FOR ADULTS (18+ ONLY). MINORS CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF! I am a 28yrs old Voidpunk who lives with their fiancé. My pronouns are he/him. I am a proud Occultists and warlock of almost 20 years, and I am a soon-to-be father of a little miracle.  
I write mostly Hellsing fanfiction, but I do dabble with other stuff like, Far Cry 5, Borderlands, MLP:FIM, and Vampyr. Andercard is OTP, Handsome Jack is my favorite villain, I live and breathe McReid, and I am a very proud Brony (Rarity is best pony, I will not be taking arguments). If you are looking for stories with lemon zest and angst galore, you've found the right place, and if you don't like it, then don't bother with my shit and just go away.
My other social media is all under the same name as it is here, so hit me up on tumblr for updates and post of new stories, and Twitter (X) for debauchery and actual news.
  • Barre, Vermont, USA
  • JoinedNovember 17, 2015


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BanefulBard13 BanefulBard13 Dec 21, 2024 11:47AM
To my dear readers: It's been a few months, and from the last time I updated you all on things with me, there's been a rather new development, and its a good one this time. See, for the past 3 year...
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