BannanaSlugg

I'm writing a new story and it should be up by next week at the latest love you all xoxo

Too_Cool_To_Know_You

You are a beautiful person no matter what people may say to you or do. You have an amazing talent of writing and people may call you rude things but there is always a rainbow after the storm.  Whoever those dickheads are, that call you fat, tell them to f off because you are PERFEFT. Dont let anyone tell you otherwise.

Calan-Is-Me

I like to ate ate ate apels and banaynays I like to ate ate ate lapels and bananas!!! I like to eat eat eat eaples and baneaneas I like to eat eat eat eaples and baneaneas! I like to ite ite ite iplles and baninies I like to ite ite ite iples and baninies!

Calan-Is-Me

It was a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater! SING WITH ME! IT WAS A ONE EYED ONE HORNED FLYIN PURPLE PEOPLE EATER YAAAAAAAAAY! *crowed screams and applauds, and throw bras and undies at me* Thank you thank you! I really hope these are clean! If not come up and take them back I don't want them! *several hundred men and women come up and take theirs back*