Me: *Reading a book near a fireplace*
Me: "Oh! I didn't see you there! Welcome to my profile!"
You: *Turns to leave*
Me: "WAIT WAIT WAIT!! Uh, you don't want to leave."
Me: *Frantically looks around*
Me: "See? If you leave, how will you read 'War of the World?'"
You: "..."
Me: "Oh, I see, that doesn't suit you... Well then, how about 'The Unwanted?' I'm particularly fond of that one."
You: *Turns to leave again*
Me: "WAIT WAIT WAIT!! Um, I can see you have a... unique taste in literature."
Me: *Whispers* "I'm about to tell you a secret. Even if you don't like the books I have published, I'm writing a few more that aren't published too.
Me: How does that sound?
(Make a decision)
You: (Stay? Y/N )