Hi I'm Bethany and I am a MASSIVE Harry Potter Fan. I am in Slytherin House (obliviously), I live in a small Bedroom by myself, I am in my 6th year at Hogwarts ( because it starts in September) and I am very disappointed with the new and "improved" pottermore. 
here are my favourite HP Jokes

If your havin' Quidditch problems I feel bad for your son, I've got 99 problems but a snitch ain't one!

Why did Barty Crouch Jr stop drinking?, because it was making him moody!