HI EVERYONE, IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!
THIS IS A PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF PERSONAL MESSAGES
WE NEED AROUND 500 SIGNERS BEFORE MAY 5
https://chng.it/DF7Z74xrmx
SEND THIS OUT TO FRIENDS AND OTHERS, WE NEED HELP EVERYONE!
I’m delighted to celebrate another year of my life. Yes, that’s right. It’s my birthday!! May I live to be so old that the sight of me horrifies young children and ex-lovers.