Hello World! I have returned. As you last saw me, I was freaking over a creeper... Thus, my new account.

Now, to recap my insanity into words:

*I love Winnie the Pooh.
*I'm an original Book Whisperer. (Jasmine)
*My nickname is Beastie.
*I'm a 4 time champion of the District Spelling Bee (where I'm from).
*I like writing even though once I read over what I write I realize that it sucks tartar sauce :(
*I DON'T LIKE BEING STALKED!!!!!!
*I kinda have a DM thing.... If you don't know what I speak of.... You, my friend, are a filthy Muggle.
*The 1st book I ever read on Wattpad was in.... 2010? Yeah, well it's Bite Me by MADcreations. AND I STILL LUFF IT SO VERY VERY MUCH!
*I............... am ADD.
*I am CDO. It's like OCD, but all the letters are in the proper order.
*I'm pretty much insane, but that has to do with my dryer experience as a small child.
*I ALWAYS FORGET WHAT MY PASSWORD IS AND THEN I DON'T KNOW WHICH E-MAIL ADDRESS TO SEND IT TO BECAUSE I HAVE LIKE..... THIRTY..... Okay, minor exaggeration.
*IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOVE THE WORLD! Except for on days I want to blow it up....
*Uhhhmmm..... I'm a GIGANTISAUR Potterhead and a Whovian.
*Slytherin House
*Death Eater extraordinaire
*Puppet master (I'm also afraid of puppets O.O)

Well... I do believe that's all that you need to know..... you effing creeper....
Here, have a waffle. (O.O)
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Now eat the waffle.

Good, good. Welcome my new protégé.

Having you here is just marvelous, Darling. (0.-) *Kisses*

Forever yours,
Blaire P. Fontaine xx