cherrypepscola

Henry was a highland cow. Prove me wrong. 

OSMP headcanons book coming soon :)

...so I’m not dead hi, yeah I lost my phone lmao- 
          But I have new aus, headcannons, and ideas so poggers. :D

I wanna write a family dynamic fic. But screw sbi lore I’m here for pokimom and her son Tomathy careful danger safety kraken innit-  I know for a fact that this is going to start as a joke and then I’m just gonna start dumping angst and daddy issues into it- 
          But whatever it’ll be funny as hell, also this is going to be exclusively on the alt, I might talk about it a little on the main but the actual fic and updates for it will be on this account- 
          But yeah this is my new hyper fixation-

DSMP!Tommy turns eighteen in April.... I don’t like this universe-

Is pokimom canon? If so I want pokimane(?) angst. Could you imagine? That could be the saddest but also most hilarious sh1t. Can someone ask, I genuinely want to know-

Tommy’s an orphan. No, I won’t elaborate.

CHAPTER ONE IS FINISHED, it has been for a little while but— 
          I’m so so very grounded, but chapter one and a little inner monologue ( so like chapter 1.5???) should be out soon, also chapter two shouldn’t take too long, so yeah! :D

Can we talk about c!Technos victim complex?? Because oh my god, I am not a violent person but. The amount of times I’ve wanted to hang techno by his toes because of the bs he’s been saying bout Tommy isn’t even funny anymore. LIKE FVXK TECHNOBLADE /rp 
          But its so annoying how Techno apologists are just like, “oh Tommy hurt Techno, Tommy bad.” Like b1tch Tommy is sixteen, he is a child, he chose what’s familiar, he chose the one thing he had left of his brother. And you’re faulting him for it? B1tch. He made that fvxking country with his brother. Of course he’s gonna fight for it.He DIED for it TWICE (technically three times if you count what happened in the prison—) and if you’re going to say “oh but Pogtopia betrayed Techno in the Manberg vs Pogtopia war” honey....that wasn’t Techno getting betrayed that was techno blaming Tommy for Wilbur’s miscommunications... Techno was never clear with what he was doing either. But that doesn’t change the fact that Techno said he would help Tommy. And in a sense Techno was manipulative too, he lured Tommy in to a false sense of security twice before ultimately siding with his manipulator/abuser (yes Wilbur was manipulating Tommy, if you want I can continue this point in a chapter of a book so I can show photo evidence). So hush up about how “everyone just betrays Techno” because Techno isn’t a reliable narrator, not many people on the smp are. Yeah I think I’ve made my point-