Dear Manpeoples,
Winter break is/wa so boring....aghhhh I love watching reruns of the shows I have judged. I love judging monkeys who eat Guavas, guavas are so underrated. You know, to eat guavas there is a certain way? Somehow my fellow chimps don't understand that. Now onto the important news. So one day I was soaking in my bathtub picking out my favorite chest hair when I got a call from Joojoo Bear (my makeup artist) telling me that my neighbor Bob and I had to do a collection of yoga videos for our fellow wattpadians. Then we fast forward to Winter Break on my love seat when I was wondering when mine (aka SIMON COWELL) and Bob's (aka my neighbor next door) yoga therapy session collection is gonna come out. Wattapders these days need to find their chill and learn how to eat guavas right. So if you need to find your chillingness (which I don't get because who wants to be cold in Winter...) get Bob Humpletot and Simon Cowell's (me me me the cow...moooo) 24 hour, 7 days a week, 4 weeks a month, 12 months a year set of yoga!!!!
Have a fantastic end of winter break my bootiful man people's!!!!
Order BobxSimon Yoga Session for 12,000,000,000 $$$
Shipping and Handling is not included in the one time only deal.
-Simon the grey Cow Well
(disclaimer: this is fake but I am Simon because who wouldn't want to be Simon Cowell?? Anyways it's literally 12:28 am and I was bored so I just wrote stupidness..yeah that's pretty much it.....jk jk guys! Happy (late? Belated?) holidays and a new year!!!!)