Name: Felix (last name will not be given)
Age: Bitch, it's none of your bees-WAX. Just know that I'm in highschool.
Gender: Agender
Pronouns: They/Them
Horoscope: Scorpio 

-approx. 5 feet of pure nightmare
-103 pounds of unadulterated self loathing 
-apparently I look more like the surface of mars than my own parents
-if my house was burning down and I could only save one thing it would probably be the computer or the cat, 1) shit's expensive,  2) cats understand me better than people
-I have no shame in saying I am the biggest sinner ever
-seriously, it would take a fucking saint to purify me
-weirdo, probs doing the harlem shake on the thin line between insane and quirky
-voted most likely to murder someone with no remorse
-yuri on ice is my aesthetic
-I, unfortunately, can relate to Yurio and also Romano
-hetalian trash, got a problem with it?
-sings five octaves off key
-Hamilton ftw
-I have more internet friends than friends
-has executed a great feat: 80% of my school hates me
-constantly convincing myself no one cares, because they don't
-friends with benefits kind of person, please, back off if you don't want to get hurt
-I'm serious
-The world is a terrible and cruel place, filled with voiceless faces and faceless voices
"He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster.
And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee." - Friedrich Nietzsche 
-No, seriously, this abyss has no railing, step away before you fall
-fuck my wifi
-god I hate my family
-Ichimatsu is my other aesthetic
-tfw when your brother wants to kill you as much as you do him
-I enjoy shouting "I hope you get hit by a bus" at people
-tfw so many of your memories are painful that your fucking patronus on Pottermore is a Thestral
-I'm not kidding
-proud Slytherin
-proud virgin
-Pukwudgie
-aahh... fuck it, I'm going to bed

















[[SPONSORED BY THE DEER LIVES MATTER MOVEMENT]]