*Just a forewarning, I have absolutely no update schedule and no sleep schedule. You'll get updates at random, and some stories may remain barren for God knows how long*


Hey guys I'm Cannibal Coyote. 

I love reading fantasy stories like harry potter, marauders era stories, werewolf stories, and practically any fan fiction off of movies like Die Hard or Labyrinth. Most of my stories will follow an added character within an already existing story line, yet on rare occasions I will write something with a unique story line, that might follow historical events such as wars.

I am a very proud Horned Serpent/Slytherin, and my patronus is a Lion - this is why my Hogwarts stories are all written from the POV of someone in Slytherin.

My favorite artist has got to be Francisco Goya, mainly because of how his art changes over time due to his medical condition. The Black Paintings are also amazing, I know what it's like to draw some dark shit and not show it to anyone, so being able to see them is quite a treat.

My favorite movies/shows are MASH, Dead Poets Society, Silence of the Lambs, Die Hard with a Vengeance, Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence, Dirty Harry, Inglourious Basterds, and the Sixth Sense.

My favorite bands/musicians include David Bowie, the Eagles, Cavetown, Michael Jackson, Prince, Three Days Grace, Mother Mother, Fleetwood Mac, and IDKHBTFM.