CaptainCliffy

Heyyoo! So I see you've taken interest on reading some possibly useless information which entirely revolves about ME, huh? Welp, let me just say you this, my whole personality could be described by a two-syllabled, six- lettered word. Which mainly involves the letters B, O, R, I, N, and G.

Yep, you've got that right: BIGNOR...

I'm completely kidding. 

Anyways, where shall I start??

Oh! How about my likes? Okay, here we go...

I like donuts!!

See? I told you, 'useless'...

I was born sometime in February;  My hobbies include: sitting in front of the TV, lying in front of the TV, sitting and lying in front of the TV, staring off into nowhere, and when the cable's down, sitting on the porch staring at people who pass by.

It's safe to say that I'm a very productive person...

Anyways, I prefer humor stories than tragedy. I'm your typical quiet person, I like the color blue, I don't like dressing all that fancy, I'm right-handed, I have no idea what my blood type is, my height and weight are between the numbers: pitiful and hopeless, I have average intelligence (could be less), I'm currently watching Phineas and Ferb, I'm wondering why you even reached this part, my zodiac sign is Pisces, I'm an indoor person, I have narrow range of social life, I love to-

What?! Are you still reading this?! I thought we've discussed it earlier!!

Anyways, where was I? Oh! I love to draw, blah blah blah, ramble ramble ramble, more useless things, a~nd another useless thing. 

Now that you've reached the end of this looong rant, I offer you my congratulations for putting up with this nonsense. And therefore, I shall give you a big, fat NOTHING! 

Sorry but I'm broke...

Though I really am thankful to you for taking the time to get to know me. That's right! I'm talking to YOU, person on the other side of the screen! Bye now! Have a nice, long, and peaceful day free of anymore rants by random people in wattpad!