Cayden

Hi

can i get a follow back?
          Sorry if u look on my page, it has 1D fanfics :))

@never_studying You are so welcome :*

@Nerdosaur You don't know Cayden

1. I can't believe we agree
          2. Yes he does
          3. I bet he is
          4. What a perv
          5. Bitch please you're gonna change it
          6. And every time you fan me, a one direction fan gets sent to hell
          7. NOBODY GIVES A FLYING HORNY FUCK
          
          @TrinityRainXoXo For my shit ass sister

Lol accidental wall rape :$

@never_studying Awh how sweet to not fan a dumbass, but everytime you fan me a twilight fan gets roundhouse kicked by chuck Norris, and every time you realize how stupid cayden is and either unfan him or ignore him, a Justin bieber fan realizes that there's such thing as real music. Sorry if I offend you

@EmoGirl4Life 
          This is Caydens personal voicemail. He was a dumbass and lost his password, even though I'm sure it was something stupidly easy. May I take a message?

@RoseyxxxBobo Yes, Robert pattinson is a glowing sparkly fucking fairy who drinks periods and sucks the blood outta pads and tampons

@StylesSmile Oh and how do I know you're not an old pedophile troll who gets off on underage people fighting over if someones fake O.o
          BETCHA DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING DID YA
          And yes. I am 100% real, don't you dare call me fake you you you TIT