Your friendly neighbourhood Demiwizard
I have W A Y too many fandoms...
People who don't understand a dam Percy Jackson reference just aren't my type, and they don't deserve a happy meal. They deserve to be hit with a plastic blue hairbrush or get judo flipped by nobody.
Percy: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute.
Jason: Percy no that's not how you make cookies.
Percy: FLOOR IT???
Jason: PERCY NO.
Percy: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND.
Jason: PERCY YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN.
Percy: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE F***ING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES.
Jason: P E R C Y!
Stay Fresh.^-^ ~Raven
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Apr 03, 2025 03:31PM
UPDATE FOR QUESTERS!I finally did it guys! I finally posted a chapter! I’m so so sorry it took so long. Hope you guys enjoy!Stay fresh~RavenView all Conversations
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