Chaotic_neutral13

Time for some dark jokes y'all :D
          
          A kid asked his mom, "Mom, what's dark humor?"
          "Do you see that man without hands? Ask him clap."
          "...Mom, I'm blind."
          "Exactly."
          (Side note, since the kid's blind, all humor is dark-)
          
          A guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. 
          Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared."
          Man: "How do you think I feel; I have to walk back."
          
          My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, "you'll be next."
          They stopped teasing me once I started saying the same to them at funerals. 
          
          
          That's all for now :3 Feel free to dm me any you find and want me to post 

People on Wattpad genuinely boost my self-esteem. Like, I make dry ass jokes, and people actually think it's funny. I just- thanks to all those people who commented below my dry af jokes :)

Happy Valentine's Day <3
          
          For once in my sad life, I am not celebrating alone :))
          But for all of you who are, don't worry, I feel your pain. ;-; But then again, that just means more time for yourself 

Okay, this message is gonna be addressing a few things. 
          
          
          One, hello people, I have recently become active. I'm typically online everyday, so feel free to interact :) (or not :/)
          
          Two, about the book, The Quest For Artemis, I will do one of three things, I will continue to ignore it or even potentially delete it, I will continue to update it, as I am already in the process of writing the 14th chapter, or I will go all the way back to the beginning and revise it to suit my new writing style. 
          
          Three, I actually have many books that have the potential to be posted, but I need a name for one of them in particular. The most I can say about it is that it's about assassins. (For all y'all HxH fans, no it's not a Killugon/Gonkillu book, though I may be starting one soon :P) So if you have ideas, don't be shy, share them.
          
          
          And that's all. Sorry about being on hiatus for so long; I'm slowly getting back into writing, and may soon develop a schedule. 

I swear to God, if I wake up with anything more than 20 notifs, I'm gonna be p I s s e d :)

Read it all!!!!
          
          I Mean it!
          
          Read it all!
          
          If you were killed I wouldn't be at your furneral
          
          Id be in jail for killing the person you killed you❤
          
          We are true friends❤
          
          We ride together❤
          
          We die together❤
          
          Send this to everyone you care about, including me, if you care❤
          
          See how many times you get this❤
          
          I want you to know your an amazing friend❤
          
          If I dont get it back I understand
          
          But I have a game for you 
          
          Once you read this letter, you must send this to fifteen people you care about 
          
          If you get at least five of these back, you are loved 
          
          Nobody knows how important something is, until they lose it
          
          Tonight (around 12:00) the person you love with realize they love you 
          
          Then, at 1:00 to 2:00, be ready for the shock of your life 
          
          If you break this chain, you will have bad luck rut
          
          (Don't worry, just chain mail, but if your crush actually does like you back tomorrow, TELL ME! That would be awesome for you! Hopefully mine does too...)

Hey Crazyfoxlady remember me from school