The Jenny Genie is a fabulous creature that cannot reality. It can, however, eat chocolate. And everything else. Seemingly forever. 

I absolutely must must must get an updating schedule and not procrastinate so much but honestly, when you have crappy wifi that half works during the day and shuts off at night, updating is very very very difficult.

I love Eloise, the troublesome eight year old who lives in the Plaza, and Flavia (Rhymes with Brave, Grave & Forgave) De Luce is the best poisoner I have ever met. Of course, Katniss, Natasha, Annabeth, Hermione and Charlie are very fantabulous too. 

I have a Gargoyle (Blackie) , a horrendous little beast of a brother (Lucas; AKA Luke), a mother (Mummy dearest) , a father (Daddy darling), and an obsession with Destiel

I am tall for my age, but short for an adult. Chronological adult, of course. If we went by maturity, I'd always be taller than average.

Checklist of Hair Colors:

Fawn-y Brown (Natural color): Check!
Blood Red: Check!
Twitter Blue:
Spotify Green:
Tumblr Blue: Check!
Raspberry Pink:
Sunset Orange:
Grape Soda Purple: 

I am american, if you couldn't guess from my writing. If you haven't checked out my writing,
go do the thing!!!

You will probably regret it, but it is totally worth it.

I am actually twelve or so, but all the fun stuff says I have to be thirteen.

What's a little law-breaking, right..?

(Disclaimer: I am not actually a blue genie with the derpiest little smile ever. I do love chocolate chip cookies.)