#HIGHLY INACTIVE BECAUSE ADMIN IS BUSY# 


"More than a man? What do you mean... m o r e... than a man?" 



Jim Moriarty. 

       H i !~ 

Thought I'd have some fun around in this website. Play about with you mindless toys, make you dance to my tunes. 

Consulting criminal, pleasure to be at your service. If you have anything you'd want me to do for you, do contact me starting with "Dear Jim, please can you fix it for me..." and I shall look into it. 


And obviously I will charge you! 

I don't know if you CAN pay... 
             
            I know you WILL. 

Humble Aliases: 
• Criminal Mastermind
• The Napoleon of Crime
• Spider 
• daddy ;) 

"Every fairytale needs a good old fashioned villain!" 

Ciao, darling. You'll be hearing from me. 


[Admin: 

• I take my time to respond, if I even feel like it, and I respect your right to do the same. 

• Fine with mature themes - gore, smut, etc - in PM ONLY. 

• NOT okay with terminal illnesses like cancer, influenza, etc. Blood and stuff is totally okay. 

> bbc Sherlock 
> Arthur Conan Doyle. 
> multi ship.