You look tasty. 
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𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕚𝕥 𝕚𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕗𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕟𝕖𝕥𝕤, 𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕚𝕥 𝕚𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤
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I just recently received the ability to no longer have to lie about my age on wattpad :D (13 yay)

My birthday is 11 June: a day that should be ingrained in your memory

I write mostly comedy bc ofc being funny comes with needing to vent sometimes so I might do that either in my conversations or save it in my drafts and publish it if it's useful enough

My discord is crrispsxxx message me pls I'll lick you if you ask politely <333

I hate france. And america. And Tuesdays.

Im a bisexual :) Ive probably also slept with your mom <@:)

ChatGPT diagnosed me with hypersexuality....
*cries*

Im Bisexual and Bilingual (France and US) which means Im bitchless in two different states. B)

I write good trust (readfuckingdollarstoreimsopisseditonlyhaslike>1000readsandiput20xmoreeffoetintoitversestheharrypotteronegfgsgdfger)

If I cross any boundaries tell me seriously; my personality sometimes clashes with peoples needs and I don't always understand when they put it jokingly or through text (because language is musical irl- so tone does matter) so just so you know :)

---minorrrrrrrrr (yay no taxes)

Snails are good fight me bihh
  • JoinedJune 4, 2023


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