Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who don't matter, mind, and those who matter, don't mind.
That my friend was a nice quote by my dear friend ~Dr.Suess

Hello Fellow Human. The names Crystal*-*Head, short for Pluto. Your 'Son of a Bitch Friends' stop caring about me since the year of 2006. They are now calling me 'The Dwarf Planet'. Bitch please, I'm 5'2. Just because I have a sexy surface with no sunburn, it does not mean that you people can treat me like shit. I got tired of all this bull crap.

So that's where Wattpad come in :D. A safe website where no one gives 3.67 fucks about what you are and treat you with the respect that you deserve. 
Did you know that that in this Wattpad thing, they don't only treat you with respect, but they also have this little thing where you can read?
Damn, Imma have to tell @cecegotswag about this. That is short for Neptune. Neptune and I are homies, thats my main nigga, ride or die. 
Neptune and I go way back. Since the time that we were not discovered. 

So I actually made a book on this thing. My Earthly fellows, please do not ask me to update.If you don't already know, planets don't have hands. I am paying the comets to jump from keyboard to keyboard to type this thing. 

BTW, if you don't have anything to say nice about me, then shut up and fuck off to another galaxy.

Bye Bye people. Have a nice day in your crappy ass world, and by the way, you guys should do something about that Ozone layer. You are making your planet look bad. The other 8 and I laugh at that shit every day. It look like a big ass bullet went through there. 

May the shitty force be with you. Later Munchkins.