DIEmension

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Whoa I fucking hate life

DIEmension

I’m alright, and also I do, I still get groupchat notifs
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          	  woah u okay? alzo u remember me?
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DIEmension

I'm sorry for who has to read this, but I used an AI text generator and I think it was fed too much porn. I only wrote the first 2 sentences.
          
          Crowley, a male demon, and Aziraphale, a male angel, had been secretly pining for each other for 6000 years. Neither knew the other loved them, but they both knew their bosses wouldn't approve. So they had agreed to a bit of underhanded flirting in a bottle, in exchange for access to a supply of wine and food, and would continue that flirting from afar.
          
          Actually, I believe Crowley and Aziraphale have every right to have sex, as a matter of cosmic rights. (That's right, as a matter of cosmic rights, we're allowed to have sex, as a matter of cosmic rights. Just so you know, we have cosmic rights to Earth and other planets, and, of course, the cosmic rights of other species, too. We have cosmic rights to the end of time. And so on, and so on. Don't worry, you'll get used to it.) It's what the angels call a "first."
          
          Still, even by Crowley and Aziraphale's standards, they weren't trying to hide it from God. Why not? If they weren't trying to hide it, then it couldn't be so important.
          
          Because you don't hide important secrets from God. If you do, then the god will see what you're up to, and that's when it all falls apart. So, when you tell God what you're up to, you tell God the truth.