How to write a good bio? 
Do the opposite of what this one is doing. 

Right. 

British bish, right here

Name: for me to know and you to never find out...

Nah... I'm Amy

Age: if I tell you, I'd have to kill you
Seriously.
No, I'm not serious, I'm 16

Ultimate crush: meself (modest much?!) just kidding, I've got a range of crushes on lots of fictional people... O_o

All about meh; Pretty ordinary, I suppose 
I like writing, music, singing

OOOH and food! I live for food! 
I suppose I'm a Directioner (heh...) 
I.e I'm part of the deadliest fandom, though I'm not a diehard fan who'd kill you for staring at one of the boys,

Nah, I'd just stab you repeatedly. 

Just kidding! Or am I...? 

I have an obsession with a guy called Aiden 
I am somehow addicted to wattpad 
Uhm.
I don't know what else to write
YOLO
Gosh, YOLOing is so annoying