@DemonicFlameAngel
she's beauty
she's grace
she will fucking cut off your face
My boyfriend just said Hufflepuff was a school in Harry Potter. Now I wanna kill him.
I gave him a chance at redemption since I was really mad and he felt bad so I asked him, What is the Deathly Hallows and what do each do.
He said they control death. He said all of them control death. Nothing else. NOTHING!
I don’t know who I’m dating anymore.
@DemonicFlameAngel wait wait wait wait wait. you have a boyfriend?! you never told me!
hi welcome to chili's
Hi chili’s can you point me to Taco Bell
Look who's close to 20 followers
Eh i dont really write much
Unless I get out of my writers block I’ll never get more
Signed,
Your pessimistic demonic soul sister
And Your Obedient Servent,
A. Ham
I JUST GOT IN A MORTAL KOMBAT FIGHT WITH MY PARENTS FREAKIN UMBRELLA!
I SAVED IT BUT IT CAME AT A PRICE
ME GOING OUTSIDE
THE WIND WAS SO STRONG WHEN I HELD THAT THING I FELT LIKE I WAS GONNA BE BLOWN AWAY LIKE MARY POPPINS
IM LUCKY TO ME ALIVE
@DemonicFlameAngel Yes. Yes we are
We are victims of Zeus
@DemonicFlameAngel when I went outside I almost fell over the porch which is like 7 feet off the ground since it was so damn windy
Hit or miss
@DemonicFlameAngel This whole thread had me laughing my ass off
*Major Voice Crack*
HE GON SKRRT AND HIT THE DAB LIKE WIZ KHALIFA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@DemonicFlameAngel He gonna find another girl and he won't miss ya
NEW YEARS IS THE TIME TO GET DRU-
Wait what? What do you mean wrong script.
*Flips through pages* Oh this one. Okay.
NEW YEARS IS THE TIME TO GET DRUNK!
Oliver- WHAT DID THE SCRIPT SAY!
Me- IM READING THE SCRIPT!
Emerald- The script wouldn’t say… MARCUS
Marcus- IT WAS PETER!
Peter- When was I brought into this.
Me- STOP SCREAMING.
*Screaming continues*
Me- Have a good New Years
Oliver- YES! THAT WAS THE SCRIPT!
Me- Really?
Emerald- More or less
Me- This is the last time I follow your directions.
Oliver- This is the last time we hire an imbecile.
Me- I QUIT
Demon- I feel hurt
@DemonicFlameAngel ITS STILL FUNNY AND IM LAUGHING AT HER PAIN
@Lunarr_Mysterie Oliver- THEY ARE ANNOYING AS HELL DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO PREPARE DEMON FOR THIS AND IT STILL WAS WRONG
Alright it’s official
My Harry Potter house is…
SLYTHERIN
AND MY PATRONUS IS A CROW
And I thought I was a Hufflepuff
@DemonicFlameAngel interesting
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Roses are red
I am a fruit
HONEY WHERE IS
MY SUPERSUIT
No I have no idea why it froze up that could be your phone on its own
Nice to know Frozone
We haven’t talked in a while I tried to FaceTime u but for some reason my phone froze
Got any idea why that is