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am i the only one who found out that TVs have google or is that just mine

my friends don’t like me at the moment because I made a drivers license among us remix and keep going “WHEN THE IMPOSTA IS SUS dudududu” or “sussy”
          
          pretty sure my neighbors also hate me for it because i’ve been blasting it on my tv

Ok I’m sorry. But if you give me a book and the main characters love interest is named BEAN and you expect me to make them a top I cannot physically read the book without shitting myself senseless every time I read “BEAN RAMMED HIS FAT COCK INTO MY ASSHOLE”  IM SO SORRY THAT I IMAGINE A BIG GIANT BEAN WITH A PENISHSHAJAJAJA

I WAS TRYING TO WATCH “gods own country” AND NOT EVEN 5 MINUTES IN THE MAIN CHARACTER STARTS CLAPPING SOME RANDOM DUDES CHEEKS. NOT EVEN THE OTHER MAIN CHARACTER HAHAHAHAHH. WHATS HAPPENING 

Why do I have a strange addiction to ready geico gecko fan fictions on this app I call hentai heaven? Yes.

Fuck 2019. 2020 better hurry its ass up. It’s 10:43 rn and I am not waiting when half the world is already free from this shitty year. I feel bad for people born in 2020 cuz they’ll miss out on a lot. 

Good! I got logged out of a tik tok account that got famous so I’ve been trying to get in. Also getting prepared for thanksgiving, you?

Can I share Marshall with you?

If a furry is an animal that possesses human characteristics and humans are animals, does that make a cat that acts like a turtle a furry